that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster
(Source: idratherneedyou, via pizzasalad)
me in other people's showers:what the fuck is going on
i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles
and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”
and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles”
so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg
why did you do this
mom i know u can hear me
wHY
WHY TELL ME
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG
I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK
(Source: tomlinsass, via vivalawhitegurl)
me:*downloads a new episode, streams a movie, checks e-mail, plays bejeweled, has 24 tabs of tumblr open, opens facebook, reads a fanfic, plays spotify, downloads textures, watches cat videos on youtube, checks twitter, downloads album, checks weather, catches up on the news*
me:why is my internet so slow?
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
(via localpedophiles)
